A few, few days ago I can’t remember if I cried something touched me deep inside the day the Cardi died... Bye, bye, Mr. Furniture Guy Saw a Cardi Brothers mattress that I didn’t buy And Ron and Pete were eating Friskie Fries Singing, “Nick, why did you have to die? Nick, why did you have to die?” Did you sell the seat of love? Do you believe in life after love if Cher tells you so? Do you believe in furniture? You always were a bargainer, the one with the Wurlitzer! Well I know that you are really dead— I saw it on NBC 10! Well that’s how life goes for the remaining Cardi bros! I started singing [CHORUS] Well, the mascot sang for Ron and Pete, I sent out my condolence tweet to what’s left of NIROPE. The Projo called them the Brothers Marx Drove my Chevy to the Cardi store and parked We smoked weed there after dark the day the Cardi died! And we were smoking [CHORUS] Polar seltzer in a summer swelter FINE. was singing Helter Skelter Meet me on Newport Ave! It’d been a while since I’d thought of him When I heard he died while at the gym All the lights went out for my favorite sellout! And I was stuck on Proctor 2 With Don McLean and my Doctor too I said, “Doc, did you hear the news?” the day the Cardi died! And he prescribed me [CHORUS] I met a girl from out of state. I asked her out on a date, she didn’t even know his name. I went down to the sacred store where I met a Cardi years before and no, I don’t mean Cardi B. And the three men who made me feel complete, Saint Nick, Ron, and the Holy Pete they never would admit defeat, the day Rhode Island died. So, bye, bye, Mr. A.S. Feinstein, saw a Cardi Brothers mattress that I didn’t buy and Ron and Pete were eating Friskie fries, Singing, “Nick, why did you have to die? Nick, why did you have to die?”