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Antifa Not Antifur
01:57
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it's the apocalypse
you’re still a socialist
it’s ok, don’t worry—
i’m still a furry
poppers in the bunker
yiffing makes you punker
mask up! it’s the pandemic
gimp suit street medic
the pigs are in pursuit
got a gun inside my fursuit
they fire at random
so God save the fandom
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Tickets to the fun. Show
01:13
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gun, gun, who’s got the gun?
some have many, some have none
if you have an extra one
could i borrow one, hun?
gun, gun, who’s got the gun?
armageddon has begun
no more time, the time has come
for the revolution
realistically it would not be safe for me to have a gun, i’d probably shoot myself in the face, BUT
you can watch the earth decay
live your life like cabaret
offer them your thoughts and pray
why not arm yourself today?
gun, gun, gun till your daddy takes your gun away
you wouldn’t download a gun but i could 3D print you one with your credit card information
every day feels like doomsday
though the skies are dead and gray
we will eat the rich wednesday
like the beach boys used to say
gun, gun, gun till your daddy takes your gun away
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Yo Ho
01:40
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how it feels to have a finger in your bum
how it feels to be a singer drenched in cum
eating captain morgan’s ass—yum, yum, rum!
when they use a finger that is not their thumb
i beg them to reach the pit of my plum
when my ass is fingerless, i am glum, glum, glum!
one time i got stuck with a stick from a drum
it got lodged in my hole, i felt so dumb
i can’t find a rhyme for ass… um, um, um!
i am a pirate, i’ve sailed the seven seas
i’ve lost both my hands to shark fleas
if you’ve got a finger or two then
cum aboard me ship, and join the crew
yo ho ho, and a bottle of rum!
yo ho ho, with your finger in me bum!
yo ho ho, don’t stop make me cum!
i’ll eat anybody’s ass—except for a brown alum
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West Side Diner Story
02:23
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i might be
a scene girl/boy
but i'm not part
of the scene
ï with two
tittles on top
that's what i
call a meme
pain, violence
destruction
that's what i
call PVD
i challenge you
to a duel
waterfire, tonight
gondoliers
jump in fear
commandeer your noise gear
pedal boards
overboard
if we win, you die
wash down a big cheese omelet
with your blood
toast and hashbrowns
great set bud!
hang your corpse from your
quarter inch cables
leave a 20% tip
on the table
this is our scene, and our porch, pass the torch!
this is our scene, guillotine, guillotine!
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Work Sucks
02:55
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in my dreams i quit my job, it was pretty cool…
but i woke up, i still work there, i feel like a fucking tool
i called my boss and told him i have a family emergency
little did he know, i don’t even have a family
my head hurts!
my car broke down!
i’ve been kidnapped!
i am lost!
i can’t see!
my shoes don’t fit!
my phone is dead
and so am i!
excuse my absence, but under the circumstance
i’m a danger to myself and to my coworkers
so i can’t come in to work today
sorry, boss, i’m calling in gay
in my dreams i quit my job, it was pretty cool…
why look for work if every job will be this miserable?
my head hurts!
my house burned down!
my bird flew away!
i got arrested
for public urination
i’m in Europe
my flight was delayed
i’m also in the hospital
ashworth hospital
in liverpool
(liverpool, england
in case you didn’t know)
the nurse confiscated
my passport
she’s a brexiteer
we’re getting married
it’s my only way
out of here
fuck theresa may
i’ll see you monday
in a couple weeks
or a few months
save my parking spot
thanks for understanding
have a nice day :)
to whom it may concern: please don’t hire me
just leave my check in the mail
if being unemployed means being a failure
then I am proud to fail
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death by chocolate Providence, Rhode Island
PVD's best worcester band. the big blue bug's got nothing on us. also gay
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