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Pain, Violence, Destruction.

by death by chocolate

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1.
it's the apocalypse you’re still a socialist it’s ok, don’t worry— i’m still a furry poppers in the bunker yiffing makes you punker mask up! it’s the pandemic gimp suit street medic the pigs are in pursuit got a gun inside my fursuit they fire at random so God save the fandom
2.
gun, gun, who’s got the gun? some have many, some have none if you have an extra one could i borrow one, hun? gun, gun, who’s got the gun? armageddon has begun no more time, the time has come for the revolution realistically it would not be safe for me to have a gun, i’d probably shoot myself in the face, BUT you can watch the earth decay live your life like cabaret offer them your thoughts and pray why not arm yourself today? gun, gun, gun till your daddy takes your gun away you wouldn’t download a gun but i could 3D print you one with your credit card information every day feels like doomsday though the skies are dead and gray we will eat the rich wednesday like the beach boys used to say gun, gun, gun till your daddy takes your gun away
3.
Yo Ho 01:40
how it feels to have a finger in your bum how it feels to be a singer drenched in cum eating captain morgan’s ass—yum, yum, rum! when they use a finger that is not their thumb i beg them to reach the pit of my plum when my ass is fingerless, i am glum, glum, glum! one time i got stuck with a stick from a drum it got lodged in my hole, i felt so dumb i can’t find a rhyme for ass… um, um, um! i am a pirate, i’ve sailed the seven seas i’ve lost both my hands to shark fleas if you’ve got a finger or two then cum aboard me ship, and join the crew yo ho ho, and a bottle of rum! yo ho ho, with your finger in me bum! yo ho ho, don’t stop make me cum! i’ll eat anybody’s ass—except for a brown alum
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i might be a scene girl/boy but i'm not part of the scene ï with two tittles on top that's what i call a meme pain, violence destruction that's what i call PVD i challenge you to a duel waterfire, tonight gondoliers jump in fear commandeer your noise gear pedal boards overboard if we win, you die wash down a big cheese omelet with your blood toast and hashbrowns great set bud! hang your corpse from your quarter inch cables leave a 20% tip on the table this is our scene, and our porch, pass the torch! this is our scene, guillotine, guillotine!
5.
Work Sucks 02:55
in my dreams i quit my job, it was pretty cool… but i woke up, i still work there, i feel like a fucking tool i called my boss and told him i have a family emergency little did he know, i don’t even have a family my head hurts! my car broke down! i’ve been kidnapped! i am lost! i can’t see! my shoes don’t fit! my phone is dead and so am i! excuse my absence, but under the circumstance i’m a danger to myself and to my coworkers so i can’t come in to work today sorry, boss, i’m calling in gay in my dreams i quit my job, it was pretty cool… why look for work if every job will be this miserable? my head hurts! my house burned down! my bird flew away! i got arrested for public urination i’m in Europe my flight was delayed i’m also in the hospital ashworth hospital in liverpool (liverpool, england in case you didn’t know) the nurse confiscated my passport she’s a brexiteer we’re getting married it’s my only way out of here fuck theresa may i’ll see you monday in a couple weeks or a few months save my parking spot thanks for understanding have a nice day :) to whom it may concern: please don’t hire me just leave my check in the mail if being unemployed means being a failure then I am proud to fail

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death by chocolate is
taylor "baby monkey feeding time" rosenholm
noraa "dsm-5 avatar" kaplan

album art by taylor
keyboard/audacity by noraa

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released November 3, 2020

we'd like to thank: MCR, maxx, tigger, kermit the frog, bun, valentine, olneyville new york system, carly rae, motif magazine, em reed, nancy, ethan, TORD.org, weed, xanax, goldfish crackers, corn, minecraft NOT notch, harry styles, two berlin freaks, alvin and the chipmunks, kiwami, and jeff.

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death by chocolate Providence, Rhode Island

PVD's best worcester band. the big blue bug's got nothing on us. also gay

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