pickles & rolls, by death by chocolate

pickles & rolls

by death by chocolate

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Brian Sabblut Very Moldy Peaches-esque anti-folk. Extremely clever and fun lyrics. Favorite track: Theft Is Property.

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1.	A Rhode Island Tradition! 01:52	lyrics	buy track
i ordered a grilled cheese sandwich with well done fries and ice water i would like two sides of plain penne pasta with butter from the rolls and parmesan cheese it should come to about $4.27 and please bring the box and the check with the meal! they replaced the poker dogs with some big TVs i don’t like the sports or news nickelodeon, please! cartoon network and me if we didn't come here each goddamn week we’d probably not pay, we’d walk out and leave since the rolls and pickles are bottomless this pair of bottoms will pay grudgingly we want death we want death we want death by chocolate
2.	Runner-Up Miss Worcester 2018 02:16	lyrics	buy track
where are we? i don’t know. providence seems like long ago. got that chill— blood starts to curdle— what’s that boy doing to that turtle? i don’t know i don’t care feels like home a place i want to share honey farms graveyard shift orange dry need a spliff burn a flag and piss on it ethan leaver makes me vomit i don’t know i don’t care feels like home a place i want to share when you’re in worcester, you’re my sister, you’re my brother, double fister! i am arthur, i am buster, got a blister, let it fester! fuck the system, i hope chris stays, bring back nori, happy birthday! this town’s a cluster—fuck the police! i love worcester! fuck the police!
3.	Theft Is Property 02:16	lyrics	buy track
went to the brown bookstore to steal some pens they didn’t have the ink for my mom’s printer i’m such an asshole but capitalism is worse two in the pink, cartridge of ink, and a sharpie in my sphincter i can’t remember all the things we’ve stolen; i hope this marker doesn’t get stuck in my colon silly string, nail polish with all these books, who needs college? claire’s earrings, anne frank’s diary, with all these clothes, why be binary? i don’t do unboxing vids but I’m a shoplifting vlogger went to spencer’s gift store to steal a flogger shoved bugs bunny in my mouth without a witness "excuse me, ma’am, what’s in your mouth?” “that's none of your business.” beeswax block! sea salt chocolate! box of incense! nipple suckers! amethyst! garfield cups! hot topic accessories! ibuprofen! reptar socks! the bible! cookie cutters! magnum condoms! silly string, nail polish with all these books, who needs college?
4.	Homeschool 01:47	lyrics	buy track
homeschooled, homeschooled, i wish i was homeschooled mom, please, do not bring me back to middle school the kids call me some words that i cannot say mom, please, i don’t even know if i am gay at homeschool! i wouldn’t have to take the bus at homeschool! i could eat my sandwich without crust it's so cruel to make me stay in that hellhole i thought my glasses were going to break when they threw that snowball right in my face guidance counselor thinks i need a therapist i’ve got lots of friends! they’re all on the internet at homeschool! my only bully is my dad at homeschool! i still would get called a fag automatically i'd be the coolest kid in school but it's all up to you to get me through i don't want to live in fear why can't we just do it here if you don't want me to disappear you know what to do enroll me in homeschool i don’t want to live in fear, get me the fuck out of here!
5.	Pizza & Anime 00:23	lyrics	buy track
there's not enough ricotta on this slice this anime we're watching is a slice of life the temperature is perfect on this garlic bread oh yes and sailor moon is eating my lubed up ass lubed up ass lubed up ass lubed up, lubed up lubed up ass

credits

released December 5, 2018

death by chocolate is
taylor "weezer shitposting admin" rosenholm
noraa "i drink piss" kaplan

recorded at hope street voice memo inc.

album art by taylor
piano by noraa

we'd like to thank: n&j donuts, radiohead (the bends), adrian anderson, sleepoverfest, christopher robin, tigger, jimmy eat world, le joshua, garfield, antonios pizza, heinz ketchup, maxx's emo headquarters, queenie, tim rowett, sasha de sade, klonopin, lex, and jeff.